Women and Dogs

I love walking in the park and meeting women with dogs. Its so nice talking with them. Especially when the dog suddenly starts to take a shit. Because when a womens dog decides to take a shit, for some reason the women suddenly feels as if they’re taking a shit. As if they’re taking a shit and you’re watching. It’s so great. What’s even better is when the dog decides to lick another dogs balls. Because then the women suddenly feels as if they’re licking someone else’s balls right there in the middle of the park. So they start to pull the leash and get all uptight and give you that embarrassed look. Sometimes they even begin apologizing and telling the dog to stop. As if the dog picked it up from them. As if its letting the cat out of the bag or something.  As if unbeknown to the dog, its revealing the sexual fantasies of the woman. As if its acting them out. And then she likes to do this. And then after that, she loves to do a bit of this.